Sunday, October 18, 2009

I had had stripes like a referee




And in my days I had noticed the stripes that I had had had been like the stripes of a referee, so I had wanted to lace up my ice skates which you did not know that I had kept under my foodbowl (which is hand painted and fired) and go be a referee on the ice. It would have been cold to my rubber feet but I would have had skates on. Well really, I had liked to be a hockey referee and had bitten the team that I had not favored in my days. This post had revealed to you what sport I had liked and had cheered for. And it had been winter now. And you had also seen in the picture that my mouth had been opened. Which had been one of my cute ways, to open my mouth so that you could see my long saber-like sharp teeth which had been capable of biting.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

the way I had been curled up because of the coldness





I hope that you like the pictures of the way I had been curled up. I had not been outside for a long time because of the coldness, but it had been supposed to warm up later this week. I had also outsmarted my slaves into forgetting about the before winter nap that I had supposed be given but had not. So I had spent my time snuggled away in my pink blanket or my yellow blanket. I had been curled up and had compacted myself making myself small. It had been of the cute way I had known. Well really, you had been able to see my stripes and my spotted foot which had made me proud that you had been able to admire my pictures.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

I had been with flowers in my importance




I had really been so important that I had had an important picture taken of myself. I had been in my house with flowers outside and had looked my best, with my good looks. I had posed for the camera which I had known its existence.


The Rose of Myself which had belonged to Myself.



Well really, in the garden of myself is a rose. The rose is my favorite color pink which I had liked since I had been a baby guinea pig, which of course then, I was still as powerful as I am now but I had not discovered my power. I had had this rose that was mine and had sniffed it because its smell had been pleasing to myself and the nose I had had of myself.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My views, My possessions, and My begging




Well really, I had been planning to post some most of-myself-ful pictures over the next few days. It had a satisfying weekend in my world. I had slept. I had been running and eating in the grass. I had also been looking forward to when the grass that had belonged to me would be re-seeded to replenish my meadow of wonder and dreams. So I had been gonig to be writing to you so that you would know of my power and ways of myself that had been the way I had lived my days of this week. This pictures had had much to admire. One picture had been of my begging ways only moments before I had gotten the treat. Then the next picture had been of me when I had devoured the purple cabbage leaf that had been the rewards of my begging. In this picture, the view of my teeth had been visible. I had had white teeth. Then is a picture of my anger. I had not had my way and had just come inside from the outside world. I had been in rage and had flipped my house over and pulled my hayrack down all by myself. I had not had my way and I had sulked about it until I had forgotten when the little alarm in my head had gone of to signal the begging for the next meal to begin.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I had been in the place of my dwelling







Well really, I had had a busy month of the activities of my daily life. I had knew in my heart that my slaves had really truly wanted to serve me and my ways. Well really, last weekend I had been given my animal blessing by the bishop. Although I had not been an animal, as I am myself, not an animal, I had been treated well. I had gotten many new slaves who complimented my good looks. I had also met many guinea pigs, of which I am not. I had also been pleased to know that none of them had stripes at all. I had been the only one with a stripe. None of them had had coats of gray fur, of which I was pleased. I had been given treats. And the new habit of myself was to start squeaking at the top of my voice suddenly and without warning to get what I had wanted. It had worked because I had done it. And my slaves had been worried about my existence when I had squeaked at such a high decibel. Well really, I had also gone out in the beautiful weather of the month. It had been the weather of my wanting. And I had gone running. I had had my picture taken next to the flowers that I had grown with my paws.



Saturday, September 5, 2009

The Sweet Sounds I Had Chirped

Well really, I had wanted my treat so badly, that I had been chirping for it. And the begging noises I had made had made my slaves give me the treat that I had deserved. It had been my joy and pleasure to hear the beautiful sounds of my voice that I had loved so much.

My Slaves and My Blanketed Nest





























Well really, I had really added a slave map that would tell me how many slaves I had really owned. And I had been busy during the time of this day clucking around my cage digging holes and doing other things that are none of your business. I had also begged to be fed a plumb dumpling that had been refused to me because I do not know why it had been. I had also been given a chunk of ice cold watermelon tha thad made me happy and full of energy. And I had also wanted you to look at the pictures of me and write to me when you find the one that I had stuck out my tounge for.



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The Carrot That Had Been Bigger



Well really, I was delightfilled with the carrot that I had been given. It had had a size of longness. But it had also been snapped in half, because it was chuck's fault that chuck had been hungry as well. But I had really been the begger for it, so it was rightfully mine which I had deserved for the goodness of my days.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Delight of My Good Looks


Well Really, I had been trotting around in my clean cage all day scavenging for food dust when it had occured to me that I had been happy with the looks of my stripe and white stomach fur. Well really, I had also spent some outside time int he grass that had been long that I had eaten. I had made a nest in it which I had laid down in until I had found a spittle bug nest. I had not been happy and had to make a new nest. Well really, then I had really taken a nap in my bed with the pink blanket. It had made me limp and restful. Then I had spent time spitting in my water bottle, which had became one of my life leading habbits which are things that I do. I had been spitting in it for a very long time and it had given me something to do because I had not been taken outside yet.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Of the Color Pink

Well really, since I had been a baby animal I had liked the color pink. You had been shown pictures of me in my pink blanket that belongs to me. It had been a color that I had been attracted to and is happy to my eyes. So whenever I see the color I had thought that it had been my pink blanket. But really my pink blanket had deceived me and had made me a laughing stock of my kingdom. I had been in my closet on my recliner (which was also my throne) and I had been sitting on the arm chair. Now, my slaves clothing had been hanging next to my throne. I had seen a long pink skirt hanging in front of me and I had though "hmm hmm that had been really, my pink blanket." And so I had sprung and flung myself at it, and landed on the floor. Well really, I had been angry at it, so I had been picked up and put back on the throne. And then I had flung myself at it again, flying through the air with my stubby arms and graceful feet sticking out of my white stomach. And I had landed in a heap on the floor again. And I had not landed on my bed in my pink blanket, although I had recognized the coloring of the color pink. I had been smart.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

MokusLIVE: I had been chirping

Well really, I had been very hungry for the dinner that I had deserved. So I had been chirping all night long until finally I had gotten what I had wanted. I was given a stalk of wilted celery as well as food that had been stale to my taste buds. I had been very displeased. But it had been dinner so it had made me satisfied with the way that I had been. The overall quality that the video had made of me was a bad picture. But you had been able to see my stripes glowing in the dim light.

I hope that you admire me very much. because I am important.

Monday, August 10, 2009

I had wanted you to tell me I had been good


well really, I had enabled the whole world to comment on my beautifulness now. I had been very cute to do that, so please tell me how much you had loved me and my stripes and paws and whiskers.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

pictures of my travels



Well really, I had gone far away to new york. It had been a long hard trip. I traveled in a small travel cage that was not big enough. I had deserved much better. But I had had a good time. I had gotten my way most of the time. I had been given treats and things that had made me happy. I had a whole garden of flowers to myself and so I had been sniffing them.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

About the time that I had had

Well really, I had been having a good time. I am living in my traveling cage right now, with the possession of my water bottle and food bowl and I had been possessing a new but smaller clementine box house. I had not been pleased at first, but now I am pleasured greatly. I had spent much of the day outside with chuck napping in my cage in the sunlight and clean air. I had also been eating grass, but had decided that I had only deserved to eat the best of the grass so I had had to find the dandelions to satisfy the hunger of my stomach. I had been important hopping around in the grass in the search of the dandelions that I had approached and pounced on with hunger. Well really, I had been very important. I had been spending the night in the closet, which is where I am now, just writing on my laptop. I had been important enough to own one and had stored it under my food bowl, really. I had been very happy and the sympathy of slaves had kept my stomach's hunger bearable.