The Bath Of Myself

The first picture is of me after the bath. I had had rumpled up fur. And also the hair dryer had not worked. And I was very angry and had decided to run away.

This picture of me is myself and my sister chuck. Do not pay any attention to her. She is not pretty or cute and does not have the looks of me. If you do look at her you should notice that she does not have any stripe. And also myself looked sad. I was very upset about it all.

This is of me before my bath. I looked cute and pretty. I did not need a bath. I did not deserve a bath. It was all chuck's fault. I was upset.

The Way That I Do Things

And this is the way that I do things. It is how you follow my wonderful ways. And today I was given a bath. And I was upset. I also had my claws clipped off. I will show you pictures of it later. And now look at the pictures of the ways that I do things.

The Things That Belong To Myself

This post really is to show you the things that belong to myself. They are very important and they are also property of myself. I am very proud of my things. They are possessed by myself. The first possession that you see is my house. It is very expensive and was imported from a different country. The second picture is my exiting my house. The next possession that you see is me hay rack. The hay rack is what the timothy hay that is given to me by my slaves is put it. I am very proud of this hay rack. And when I want to make known my anger, I take down my hay rack. The next possession that you see is my water bottle. This is also a good possession. I drink out of it when I am thirsty. And then when I am not thirsty, I spit into it. I like to spit in my water bottle. It is a hobby of myself that I enjoy doing. The next possession that you see is my food bowl. This is my favorite possession. It is hand painted and fired for me by my slave. It is colorful. I like the colors of it. Inside my food bowl is two guin-treats left over from my last serving of Bonanza gourmet guinea pig food diet. This is the food bowl that holds the Bonanza gourmet guinea pig food diet that I am given each night when it is my feeding time. Also you see my carrot that I had started to eat with my sharp teeth.

The Nap of Me

I had been sleeping. I was laying on the quilt that is a cooler fabric to lay on in the summer. And my yellow blanket that is soft and feels soft to my fur was over some of me to keep me warm in my nap time. I had been very cute. When I went into the blanket I had purred and the purr ended in a high-pitched squeak and that was the time that I stretched out my paws and extended myself and was long and deflated on the quilt. I was very cute.

The Recliner of Myself

This is what I like to do. Sit in my brown reliner with my pink blanket. I am very cute when I do this. And you can also see my teeth and whiskers and stripes and ears and sparkling eyes also in the picture when you observe.

Mokus Live: The Pleasuredness of Myself

I was a pleasured creature of myself. I had been eating in the grass. It was important to myself to be exercising my jaws. I was a deceitful creature to have my owners take me outside. Although I did deserve to go outside. And I was eating in the grass. I had been very important.

I had also been given great pleasure in a new bag of bonanza gourmet guinea pig diet. Of course I am important enough to be fed this kind of food. Plain food does not suit me appetite. Only the gourmet kinds of food like Bonanza are right for my internal parts, mostly my stomach. I am very important to be fed this kind of food and it gives me pride. I pick out the dehydrated carrot bits as well as the pumkin seeds. It makes my mouth feel good.

I had trotted in the green grass

This is a view of me trotting and padding along in the grass. I was especially quick and agile. I was being a runner. And I sniffed the air. And also I was very cute. I said to my self that I was going to be running free in the lawn. And I needed to supervision or protection from hawks and owls. They are incapable predators who would be stunned by my stripe. I was quite pleased with myself. And when I went in the sun the ground burnt my rubber feet. They are black on the bottom. My spotted foot is also black. I was very cute as well. And I did not get sunburned behind my ears. I was a good creature. And you can see my foot that is black extended behind me. Also viewable is my stripe and the top of my stripe on my face. And also my ears. And the shape of myself.

The Power of My Teeth

Well really, I have 4 teeth. They are razor sharp. They have eaten carrots, corncobs, and many times bitten the skin of my slaves and Chuck. Well really, I am very important and can defend myself against even hawks and owls with my teeth. I can pick up a whole graham cracker and hold it in my teeth with my jaws. My jaws are also very strong. I will bite and not let go. Also to threaten things and slaves I can 'test' my teeth on them. That means I open my shark-like mouth and put it on them and threaten to bite while I blink and narrow my eyes. I am very strong. I love my teeth. And one day, really, my teeth got so long that they fell out. That was the only week of my life that I had to be loving and nice to my slaves and chuck. Because I knew I could not bite them but I said to myself when my teeth grow back I will be fierce. And now I am fierce. And today I went outside running. I ran around the borders of the garden when my slave wasn't looking. I just ran as fast as I could and wasn't seen. But then I stepped on a leaf under the deck and I was caught. Well really last night at dusk during the sunset I went outside to catch the evening air. I was very good. And I had really made myself a nest to be in and sleep outside. And the owl didn't threaten me. But really I was displeasured at the woodpecker. It angered me. But I was really smarter and more mighty with it and I chattered my teeth because I had to threaten it because I was more fierce than it. But really I did outsmart my slaves. They don't know how smart I really am. And I have long teeth. And my teeth are sharp. And also my teeth were sharp enough to be eating rock candy. It was home made and had been sitting in my closet for a month. Well really it was good. And I was on a sugar high. hmm hmm hmm. Well really I am very smart. I had been sharpening my teeth for a long time. My teeth make me feel good.

Mokus:LIVE

Well really, I was begging. At first I was squeaking, and then I was crying. Then I shook my ears. That is very cute of me when I do that I know that I am expecting dinner and it deceives my slaves. Then I bit my slave. You could see my teeth latch on to my slave's finger. Then Slave gave me a tinker-stick. It was very cute of me. Listen to the sound of my voice.

The Running of Myself

Well really, I went running yesterday. I was also given parsley as a treat. And I had more treats. And a treat of cilantro. I was very deceitful. I was also very cute. It was 96 degrees outside. I was not hot. I have a summer coat of fur but the slaves don't believe that. They say I will bake and get a sunburn behind my ears. I however was having a good time. I ate some clovers.

My Face in Distress

I was taken out running for a morning run a few days ago. I was pleased. I had my way. Then the hawks came out. They made hawk noises. Really, I am louder and stronger then the hawks. They can't eat me. I am more powerful than them. But I was in distress when it was time to go inside. It made my stomach boil in rage. I was full of rage. It wasn't my fault that it was time to go in. It was the hawk. I do not like the hawk, although I am more powerful than it. It will not swoop down and swoop back up with me. So then the next night I was taken outside to catch the evening air. And the owl was out. It was a baby owl . And it was screetching. And I was mad. It spoiled my run. I was eating grass as fireflys aorund my blinked yellow lights to illuminate the grass. It distrubed and distressed me when the owl screetched. I had this exact face on infactly. It displeasures me greatly. And also my whiskers were in disarray.

My box and My patio

My slaves have worked hard for me this weekend. They installed for me a patio that leads to my green running pastures. It also leads to my flower garden in which I can snack on any plant that I desire when the slaves aren't looking. The patio is of red bricks and contains to stripes, which is to my liking. My gray fur and white stripes also stand out on this dark red shade of bricks. This pleases me. I have been running, much to my pleasuredness, much more than usual lately, if not every day every other day. I sit out on the grass in the sun, and then when I don't want to do that I go inside a big cardboard box flipped over with 4 doors to go in and out from. I take naps in this box. It is mine. It pleases me very much. I can eat from the inside of my box. I can also nap, which I already said. It is important to me. Once I fell asleep in it. I was being a good animal. And then my slave woke me up and said "Alright Mokus, time to go in." It was not a way to address myself. For as you know, I am very important. I unfortunately do not have any pictures to share with you right now. I will show pictures as soon as I can.

I was a pleased animal today. I got 2!!! pre-dinner treats. One of then was a little bit of celery and the other was a celery leaf. This pleased me very much. I now must wait for dinner to be given to me. I cry and sniff the air. I will be soon giving you a video of my commanding voice. You will listen to it and remember my commands. When I want to go running. When I am pleasured. When I am angry. When I am hungry. And when I am being deceitful.

Running in June

Here are 2 pictures for you to admire of me of my running yesterday. I went running yesterday. It was about time that the slaves took me outside. I had done everything to deserve being taken out. I went out for a period of only 70 minutes. I ate clovers and blades of juicy grass that grow so that I can eat them. I ate out in the morning sunshine for a while and then retired into the big cardboard box that protects me from hawks that my slaves often here. Of course I am not left out unatended. For if I needed something my slaves wouldn't be around to come to my immediate aid. So, I went outside. And I took my pre-lunch (sometimes I don't get lunch) nap. I had fallen fast asleep in my house. Then Chuck came in and woke me up. I was displeasured. And then it was time to go inside. I was also not happy about this. I was ready to stay out all day. So now you can admire me. This is a picture of my interupted nap. Also, look at my nose. It is very important. So you can admire these pictures. In the picture of my nose, notice the point above my nose where my stripe starts. You may also admire my nose and whiskers. And in the picture of my reclining you can notice my non-spotted foot. It is extended. Also, this foot is black on the botton and darker gray on top.

Views Of Me Running

I have wanted to go outside for 8 days now. I have not. Slave said it was to cold. That it was raining. That it was to hot. There are no excuses. I should be able to go out when I want. However my flower garden is growing and the grass is green, but the owners put me in the dirt to run. I had to exercise. That was not necessary. I ate a holly bush that had sprouted out of the ground. It had taken away some of the daily hunger that I live with. I am still hungry now. I have been going to other guinea pig websites, not that I am a guinea pig of course, and have learned that guinea pigs and especially important ones like me, should be provided with food to keep away hunger all day long. I should be able to graze freely like other pigs of centuries before me. I should be given Wild Harvest food whenever I ask and should have fresh vegetables in abundance. It is my will. Let it be written let it be done.

View the pictures of all angles of me. I am important. Every gray fur and white stripe fur is important.

My dreams in the rain

I have lots of dreams. Dreams that you don't even know about. I was going to go outside today. When I was woken up at 6:45 am, I heard the rain drumming on the roof top. It was not fair. It cancelled the dreams of myself. I was upset. I deserved to go outside today. And last night. In the afternoon, I was given a watermelon. I ate the whole thing, even the green parts and saved some of it right next to my food bowl also next to my corncob. Then my slave cleaned my cage out and I lost all the food that I had hidden under my food bowl, in my house and in the holes that I had dug. It had taken me a long time to store. I was upset. I got in my clean cage and looked for it all night long. No luck. It had been dumped for the raccoons.

I would like to notify all my slaves of myself in this video. Watch it many times. I am very important:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq6mdJEOEmw