Sunday, February 22, 2009

the days of winter


The days of winter are still upon me in my world. The cold air doesn't move even at my threatening growl. I take many naps during the day. Especially in the soft yellow blanket that belongs to me in my slaves bed which also belongs to me-- my bed.  Here is a picture of me in my yellow blanket. Be sure to admire it. Also admire my stripe. And for further admiration, notice my two ears and the carefree expression on my face. 

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

my snow white clawless paws

It was to my great joy that for several months my claws remained un-touched by the horrible claw clipper which takes my talons and turns them into normal paws. It happened yesterday. To begin a beautiful sunny day on which I was the top pig on the top shelf under the window, it happened. My owner took out the claw clipper and took my paws and chopped off my claws. I can not describe to you my rage. I, Mokus the great was so displeased that I couldn't even bite with my teeth. I was speechless. I have now started to regrow my paws. They will soon be long again. I am quite unhappy with the claw clipper though.

Friday, February 6, 2009

MOKUS: live

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Well really, this is me swimming. This was about 5 months ago. I remember the day. It was the last time I had a bath before winter started. I dread getting another one come spring time. Swimming along with me is my sister Chuck who is the small brown one with only a partial stripe, please do not watch chuck she is not important, and my late sister Maple who is the big fat yellow one. Do not pay any, ANY attention to Maple or Chuck. Instead, watch me paddling around the tub in the watter with my spotted foot, my black foot, and my snow white paws propelling me.

MOKUS: live

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and to my rage, you can hardly notice my stripe.

Snow day




Of course this was a week and a half ago, and it snowed. It was my first experience out in the snow. It was 55 degrees. Most of it had melted. I made a snowman and an igloo that I owned. The snow was cold. It made my stripes blend in with it. I do not like it. It covered the grass which is also mine. It should not have done this. It makes me angry and upset. I also don't like eating frozen grass. A creature of high importance like me should not have to eat frozen grass. I prefer thawed nice juicy grass blades. Here are some pictures of me in the snow. Admire as usual, and make sure that even if the snow is white that you can still see my stripes and paws.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

MOKUS: live

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Here is your first ever chance to see 'my ways' in living color. Let me know how the quality and sound are. Well really, if this works out, you will become my slaves on a whole knew level. Let me know how you like it!

Monday, February 2, 2009

The ongoing saga of MOKUS'S RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and today my slave groundhog saw his shadow. I wish I could bite sir walter wally. It is not fair. I am supposed to start my running schedule today. It was supposed to be spring.
Please leave a comment petitioning any kind of food but Wild Harvest for me. I am growing thin and bony from eating 'dental chewy plus with grains'. I do not appreciate the flavor. I despise it. And then we are expecting snow tomorrow again. flurries. whatever, I do not like the sound of it or the color which tries to immitate my white paws. I am enraged. I want my way. I will post pictures of me in the snow last week later on. Also stay tuned as I try to post a video of myself, the wonderful Mok eating with a spoon just like a human. I knew I wasn't a guinea pig all along!