Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
I would like to notify all my slaves of myself in this video. Watch it many times. I am very important:
Monday, May 4, 2009
portant. I don't even cary the swine flu. Please take me outside. You know you should. Just look at my stripes and then at my cute face. How can you say no?
I have prepared myself to go. All that you must do is pick up my house with me in it and take me outside to the green grass.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
I must graze on green grass. It is good for my stomach and my brain. I am very smart because of it. It also makes my fur smell good. I am very important.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
My agenda for Saturday was set. I got up very early
at 9:30 am. I ran around my cage 5 times, flipped over my house and jumped into it so that I could be taken outside by my slaves with no effort necessary out of them. I did a good deed that should have been awarded. I am very disappointed that I will not be going outside. I was told that I was not going to go outside. That makes me feel very angry inside. I was a good pig all night and I will not be taken outside. I deserved to be taken outside. It is all Chuck's fault that I wasn't taken outside. I deserve a consolation treat.