The Recliner of Myself

This is what I like to do. Sit in my brown reliner with my pink blanket. I am very cute when I do this. And you can also see my teeth and whiskers and stripes and ears and sparkling eyes also in the picture when you observe.

Mokus Live: The Pleasuredness of Myself

I was a pleasured creature of myself. I had been eating in the grass. It was important to myself to be exercising my jaws. I was a deceitful creature to have my owners take me outside. Although I did deserve to go outside. And I was eating in the grass. I had been very important.

I had also been given great pleasure in a new bag of bonanza gourmet guinea pig diet. Of course I am important enough to be fed this kind of food. Plain food does not suit me appetite. Only the gourmet kinds of food like Bonanza are right for my internal parts, mostly my stomach. I am very important to be fed this kind of food and it gives me pride. I pick out the dehydrated carrot bits as well as the pumkin seeds. It makes my mouth feel good.

I had trotted in the green grass

This is a view of me trotting and padding along in the grass. I was especially quick and agile. I was being a runner. And I sniffed the air. And also I was very cute. I said to my self that I was going to be running free in the lawn. And I needed to supervision or protection from hawks and owls. They are incapable predators who would be stunned by my stripe. I was quite pleased with myself. And when I went in the sun the ground burnt my rubber feet. They are black on the bottom. My spotted foot is also black. I was very cute as well. And I did not get sunburned behind my ears. I was a good creature. And you can see my foot that is black extended behind me. Also viewable is my stripe and the top of my stripe on my face. And also my ears. And the shape of myself.

The Power of My Teeth

Well really, I have 4 teeth. They are razor sharp. They have eaten carrots, corncobs, and many times bitten the skin of my slaves and Chuck. Well really, I am very important and can defend myself against even hawks and owls with my teeth. I can pick up a whole graham cracker and hold it in my teeth with my jaws. My jaws are also very strong. I will bite and not let go. Also to threaten things and slaves I can 'test' my teeth on them. That means I open my shark-like mouth and put it on them and threaten to bite while I blink and narrow my eyes. I am very strong. I love my teeth. And one day, really, my teeth got so long that they fell out. That was the only week of my life that I had to be loving and nice to my slaves and chuck. Because I knew I could not bite them but I said to myself when my teeth grow back I will be fierce. And now I am fierce. And today I went outside running. I ran around the borders of the garden when my slave wasn't looking. I just ran as fast as I could and wasn't seen. But then I stepped on a leaf under the deck and I was caught. Well really last night at dusk during the sunset I went outside to catch the evening air. I was very good. And I had really made myself a nest to be in and sleep outside. And the owl didn't threaten me. But really I was displeasured at the woodpecker. It angered me. But I was really smarter and more mighty with it and I chattered my teeth because I had to threaten it because I was more fierce than it. But really I did outsmart my slaves. They don't know how smart I really am. And I have long teeth. And my teeth are sharp. And also my teeth were sharp enough to be eating rock candy. It was home made and had been sitting in my closet for a month. Well really it was good. And I was on a sugar high. hmm hmm hmm. Well really I am very smart. I had been sharpening my teeth for a long time. My teeth make me feel good.

Mokus:LIVE

Well really, I was begging. At first I was squeaking, and then I was crying. Then I shook my ears. That is very cute of me when I do that I know that I am expecting dinner and it deceives my slaves. Then I bit my slave. You could see my teeth latch on to my slave's finger. Then Slave gave me a tinker-stick. It was very cute of me. Listen to the sound of my voice.

The Running of Myself

Well really, I went running yesterday. I was also given parsley as a treat. And I had more treats. And a treat of cilantro. I was very deceitful. I was also very cute. It was 96 degrees outside. I was not hot. I have a summer coat of fur but the slaves don't believe that. They say I will bake and get a sunburn behind my ears. I however was having a good time. I ate some clovers.

My Face in Distress

I was taken out running for a morning run a few days ago. I was pleased. I had my way. Then the hawks came out. They made hawk noises. Really, I am louder and stronger then the hawks. They can't eat me. I am more powerful than them. But I was in distress when it was time to go inside. It made my stomach boil in rage. I was full of rage. It wasn't my fault that it was time to go in. It was the hawk. I do not like the hawk, although I am more powerful than it. It will not swoop down and swoop back up with me. So then the next night I was taken outside to catch the evening air. And the owl was out. It was a baby owl . And it was screetching. And I was mad. It spoiled my run. I was eating grass as fireflys aorund my blinked yellow lights to illuminate the grass. It distrubed and distressed me when the owl screetched. I had this exact face on infactly. It displeasures me greatly. And also my whiskers were in disarray.

My box and My patio

My slaves have worked hard for me this weekend. They installed for me a patio that leads to my green running pastures. It also leads to my flower garden in which I can snack on any plant that I desire when the slaves aren't looking. The patio is of red bricks and contains to stripes, which is to my liking. My gray fur and white stripes also stand out on this dark red shade of bricks. This pleases me. I have been running, much to my pleasuredness, much more than usual lately, if not every day every other day. I sit out on the grass in the sun, and then when I don't want to do that I go inside a big cardboard box flipped over with 4 doors to go in and out from. I take naps in this box. It is mine. It pleases me very much. I can eat from the inside of my box. I can also nap, which I already said. It is important to me. Once I fell asleep in it. I was being a good animal. And then my slave woke me up and said "Alright Mokus, time to go in." It was not a way to address myself. For as you know, I am very important. I unfortunately do not have any pictures to share with you right now. I will show pictures as soon as I can.

I was a pleased animal today. I got 2!!! pre-dinner treats. One of then was a little bit of celery and the other was a celery leaf. This pleased me very much. I now must wait for dinner to be given to me. I cry and sniff the air. I will be soon giving you a video of my commanding voice. You will listen to it and remember my commands. When I want to go running. When I am pleasured. When I am angry. When I am hungry. And when I am being deceitful.

Running in June

Here are 2 pictures for you to admire of me of my running yesterday. I went running yesterday. It was about time that the slaves took me outside. I had done everything to deserve being taken out. I went out for a period of only 70 minutes. I ate clovers and blades of juicy grass that grow so that I can eat them. I ate out in the morning sunshine for a while and then retired into the big cardboard box that protects me from hawks that my slaves often here. Of course I am not left out unatended. For if I needed something my slaves wouldn't be around to come to my immediate aid. So, I went outside. And I took my pre-lunch (sometimes I don't get lunch) nap. I had fallen fast asleep in my house. Then Chuck came in and woke me up. I was displeasured. And then it was time to go inside. I was also not happy about this. I was ready to stay out all day. So now you can admire me. This is a picture of my interupted nap. Also, look at my nose. It is very important. So you can admire these pictures. In the picture of my nose, notice the point above my nose where my stripe starts. You may also admire my nose and whiskers. And in the picture of my reclining you can notice my non-spotted foot. It is extended. Also, this foot is black on the botton and darker gray on top.

Views Of Me Running

I have wanted to go outside for 8 days now. I have not. Slave said it was to cold. That it was raining. That it was to hot. There are no excuses. I should be able to go out when I want. However my flower garden is growing and the grass is green, but the owners put me in the dirt to run. I had to exercise. That was not necessary. I ate a holly bush that had sprouted out of the ground. It had taken away some of the daily hunger that I live with. I am still hungry now. I have been going to other guinea pig websites, not that I am a guinea pig of course, and have learned that guinea pigs and especially important ones like me, should be provided with food to keep away hunger all day long. I should be able to graze freely like other pigs of centuries before me. I should be given Wild Harvest food whenever I ask and should have fresh vegetables in abundance. It is my will. Let it be written let it be done.

View the pictures of all angles of me. I am important. Every gray fur and white stripe fur is important.

My dreams in the rain

I have lots of dreams. Dreams that you don't even know about. I was going to go outside today. When I was woken up at 6:45 am, I heard the rain drumming on the roof top. It was not fair. It cancelled the dreams of myself. I was upset. I deserved to go outside today. And last night. In the afternoon, I was given a watermelon. I ate the whole thing, even the green parts and saved some of it right next to my food bowl also next to my corncob. Then my slave cleaned my cage out and I lost all the food that I had hidden under my food bowl, in my house and in the holes that I had dug. It had taken me a long time to store. I was upset. I got in my clean cage and looked for it all night long. No luck. It had been dumped for the raccoons.

I would like to notify all my slaves of myself in this video. Watch it many times. I am very important:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq6mdJEOEmw

Take Me Outside!

I have done everything to deserve being taken outside. I am im

portant. I don't even cary the swine flu. Please take me outside. You know you should. Just look at my stripes and then at my cute face. How can you say no?

I have prepared myself to go. All that you must do is pick up my house with me in it and take me outside to the green grass.

A five year old guin.

Well really, I am having my birthday. My slaves do not know the exact date that I was born. They are too unimportant to be given that kind of information. This way I can celebrate my birthday every day of May. I am special so I have 31 birthdays. I am turning 5 years old. I am very important. I am told I still act like a 2 year old, but I am far beyond a 2 year old guin. I am very important. You already know that. This is the kind of cake I eat. a Carrot Cake. I first eat the frosting off the top of it. Then I eat the cake. That is the way I do things. I am very important. My slaves haven't made me my cake yet, but they soon will, or else I will bite them.

Also on my birthday I like to go outside. My slaves have no choice. I am always ready to be taken outside.

I must graze on green grass. It is good for my stomach and my brain. I am very smart because of it. It also makes my fur smell good. I am very important.

Mokus's Agenda

My agenda for Saturday was set. I got up very early
at 9:30 am. I ran around my cage 5 times, flipped over my house and jumped into it so that I could be taken outside by my slaves with no effort necessary out of them. I did a good deed that should have been awarded. I am very disappointed that I will not be going outside. I was told that I was not going to go outside. That makes me feel very angry inside. I was a good pig all night and I will not be taken outside. I deserved to be taken outside. It is all Chuck's fault that I wasn't taken outside. I deserve a consolation treat.

I was quite upset to be given a bath yesterday. It was my spring bath. My slave insulted me by saying that my beautiful fur, stripes and all, smelled bad. I was put in a sink full of water. I was enraged. It was all Chuck's fault. I must say my fur is now more to admire now that it is silky. I will mail you a fur or two if you would like. It is all I can do for my slaves worldwide. admire some pictures of me. I am very cute. I am also fierce.