The Sweet Sounds I Had Chirped

Well really, I had wanted my treat so badly, that I had been chirping for it. And the begging noises I had made had made my slaves give me the treat that I had deserved. It had been my joy and pleasure to hear the beautiful sounds of my voice that I had loved so much.

My Slaves and My Blanketed Nest

Well really, I had really added a slave map that would tell me how many slaves I had really owned. And I had been busy during the time of this day clucking around my cage digging holes and doing other things that are none of your business. I had also begged to be fed a plumb dumpling that had been refused to me because I do not know why it had been. I had also been given a chunk of ice cold watermelon tha thad made me happy and full of energy. And I had also wanted you to look at the pictures of me and write to me when you find the one that I had stuck out my tounge for.

The Carrot That Had Been Bigger

Well really, I was delightfilled with the carrot that I had been given. It had had a size of longness. But it had also been snapped in half, because it was chuck's fault that chuck had been hungry as well. But I had really been the begger for it, so it was rightfully mine which I had deserved for the goodness of my days.

The Delight of My Good Looks

Well Really, I had been trotting around in my clean cage all day scavenging for food dust when it had occured to me that I had been happy with the looks of my stripe and white stomach fur. Well really, I had also spent some outside time int he grass that had been long that I had eaten. I had made a nest in it which I had laid down in until I had found a spittle bug nest. I had not been happy and had to make a new nest. Well really, then I had really taken a nap in my bed with the pink blanket. It had made me limp and restful. Then I had spent time spitting in my water bottle, which had became one of my life leading habbits which are things that I do. I had been spitting in it for a very long time and it had given me something to do because I had not been taken outside yet.

Of the Color Pink

Well really, since I had been a baby animal I had liked the color pink. You had been shown pictures of me in my pink blanket that belongs to me. It had been a color that I had been attracted to and is happy to my eyes. So whenever I see the color I had thought that it had been my pink blanket. But really my pink blanket had deceived me and had made me a laughing stock of my kingdom. I had been in my closet on my recliner (which was also my throne) and I had been sitting on the arm chair. Now, my slaves clothing had been hanging next to my throne. I had seen a long pink skirt hanging in front of me and I had though "hmm hmm that had been really, my pink blanket." And so I had sprung and flung myself at it, and landed on the floor. Well really, I had been angry at it, so I had been picked up and put back on the throne. And then I had flung myself at it again, flying through the air with my stubby arms and graceful feet sticking out of my white stomach. And I had landed in a heap on the floor again. And I had not landed on my bed in my pink blanket, although I had recognized the coloring of the color pink. I had been smart.

MokusLIVE: I had been chirping

Well really, I had been very hungry for the dinner that I had deserved. So I had been chirping all night long until finally I had gotten what I had wanted. I was given a stalk of wilted celery as well as food that had been stale to my taste buds. I had been very displeased. But it had been dinner so it had made me satisfied with the way that I had been. The overall quality that the video had made of me was a bad picture. But you had been able to see my stripes glowing in the dim light.

I hope that you admire me very much. because I am important.

I had wanted you to tell me I had been good

well really, I had enabled the whole world to comment on my beautifulness now. I had been very cute to do that, so please tell me how much you had loved me and my stripes and paws and whiskers.

pictures of my travels

Well really, I had gone far away to new york. It had been a long hard trip. I traveled in a small travel cage that was not big enough. I had deserved much better. But I had had a good time. I had gotten my way most of the time. I had been given treats and things that had made me happy. I had a whole garden of flowers to myself and so I had been sniffing them.

About the time that I had had

Well really, I had been having a good time. I am living in my traveling cage right now, with the possession of my water bottle and food bowl and I had been possessing a new but smaller clementine box house. I had not been pleased at first, but now I am pleasured greatly. I had spent much of the day outside with chuck napping in my cage in the sunlight and clean air. I had also been eating grass, but had decided that I had only deserved to eat the best of the grass so I had had to find the dandelions to satisfy the hunger of my stomach. I had been important hopping around in the grass in the search of the dandelions that I had approached and pounced on with hunger. Well really, I had been very important. I had been spending the night in the closet, which is where I am now, just writing on my laptop. I had been important enough to own one and had stored it under my food bowl, really. I had been very happy and the sympathy of slaves had kept my stomach's hunger bearable.

I had been tweeting

Well really, I had been important and powerful enough to be on twitter. I would like you to be following me on twitter. To keep up with my twittering ways, go to www.twitter.com/mokusguineapig

I had been very important.

The Travel Arrangments Of Myself

These are the travel arrangements of myself. I am traveling importantly up to New York. I had wanted to go away for my vacation. I am traveling in a small sized box. The only posessions that I will be bringing with myself is my foodbowl and water bottle. I willl have a half of a clementine wooden house crate for myself to sleep in when I want to be taking my scheduled naps of myself. I went into my travel cage today to see if it was good. I had now known what to think when I went into it. The house was only as big as myself. But I had wanted to go away. So I had had to make travel arrangements.

The Face I Had Had When I Was Outside

This is the face that I had had when I was outside. I had been pleasured.

The Views Of Me Begging

this is a view of my chin fur. you can see my whiskers, my shark-like mouth, my little gray beard under my shark-like mouth and my puffed out chin-fur. I am very important.







This is one of my cute faces. My white paws are visible and I also have slightly narrowed eyes to make myself look threateningly cute.






This is a view of my chin in the air like a powerful ruler. I look down upon my slaves.

And this is a view of me begging with my chin in the air, again, I had positioned myself like a powerful ruler over slaves.

And this is the view from my eyes with my whiskers visible. It is a view that I look at my slaves with when my chin is not in the air like a powerful ruler's look over slaves.





Well really, I had been a begger guin. And that was what I was doing to make myself look cute and to put me in a position of power and of greed. I was also being very deceitful. Deceit is my speciality. And I had also been cute. Cuteness is my other speciality. I am also a loving animal. And really I was angry. One of my slaves had put a whole bag of guinea pig gourmet bonanza diet into my house. I had been dumped into my flipped over house. And that was as I ordered it. And then it was taken away from me. And it was unjust. I had been deceived. It was a bad experience, really, for myself to go through. I had been whimpering all night laying under my water bottle. I was whimpering and crying to myself next to my precious foodbowl that was precious to me. I was still whimpering this morning, that my precious food bowl that was precious to me would be filled to the top at my commands. But it did not happen according to my will. And I had been upset about it. I will be expecting many treats. And so I hope that you have admired my pictures.

The Way That I Had Been Curled Up

These are pictures of the way that I had been curled up. It was during a summertime nap in my bed. And I had been curled up in one of my pink blankets that was ontop of my quilt and yellow blanket. I was very important laying in a position of honor. You can also see how compact that I am. I was very little. I made myself look under-fed so that I could have the ocasion of a big dinner. and I had also curled myself up to look cute. And also to be admired. I had been asleep as well. I had been being cute. But

you could also still see my stripe, although I had made it smaller and thinner. You can observe both of my stripes in fact, as I had made them visible. And also I had closed my eyes in one of the pictures.

The Bath Of Myself

The first picture is of me after the bath. I had had rumpled up fur. And also the hair dryer had not worked. And I was very angry and had decided to run away.

This picture of me is myself and my sister chuck. Do not pay any attention to her. She is not pretty or cute and does not have the looks of me. If you do look at her you should notice that she does not have any stripe. And also myself looked sad. I was very upset about it all.

This is of me before my bath. I looked cute and pretty. I did not need a bath. I did not deserve a bath. It was all chuck's fault. I was upset.